MILO - Energy Drink (Masarap Inumin Lasang Ovaltine)

AFK = Away From Kufals

yamsalamasdokil = may malas sa likod - tinutukoy nito ang mga tao/miron na nasa likod ng natatalong nagsusugal sa lamay.

AIDS - As If Doing Something /
- Ako'y Iniwan Dahil Supot

ang kohol- ayon kay shaoilin shocker...

yung ginagamit pang wash ng hands pag madumi

UTTOG - Understanding, Thoughtful, Talented, Obedient, Gorgeous

Ikaw, UTTOG ka ba?

zzLORDzz wrote:
zzTOPzz wrote:
1. Black hawk down - ibong maitim sa baba
2. dead man's chest - dodo ng patay
3. i know what you did last summer - uyy... aminin!
4. love, actually - sa totoo lang, pag-ibig
5. million dollar baby - 50 million pisong sanggol (it depends on the exchange rate of the country)
6. the blair witch project - ang proyekto ng bruhang si blair
7. mary poppins - si mariang may putok
8. snakes on a plane - nag-ahasan sa ere
9. the postman always rings twice - ang kartero kapag dumutdot laging dalawang beses
10. sum of all fears - takot mo, takot ko, takot nating lahat
11. swordfish - talakitok
12. pretty woman - ganda ng lola mo
13. robin hood, men in tights - si robin hood at ang mga felix bakat
14. 4 weddings in a funeral - kahit 4 na beses ka pang magpakasal, mamamatay ka rin
15. the good, the bad and the ugly - ako, ikaw, kayong lahat
16. harry potter and the sorcerer's stone - adik si harry, tumira ng shabu
17. click - isang pindot ka lang
18. brokeback mountain - may nawasak sa likod ng bundok ng tralala/bumigay sa bundok
19. the day of the death - ayaw tumayo (ng mga patay)
20. waterworld - basang-basa
21. there's something about mary - may kwan sa ano ni maria
22. employee of the month - ang sipsip
23. resident evil - ang biyenan
24. kill bill - kilitiin sa bilbil
25. the grudge - lintik lang ang walang ganti
26. nightmare before christmas - binangungot sa noche buena
27. annie hall - ang butas ni annie
28. never been kissed - pangit kasi
29. gone in 60 seconds - 1 round, tulog
30. the fast and the furious - ang bitin, galit
31. too fast, too furious - kapag sobrang bitin, sobrang galit
32. dude, where's my car - dong, anong level ulit tayo nag-park?
33. beauty and the beast - ang asawa ko at ang nanay nya
34. the lord of the rings - ang alahero
35. independence day – day off ni inday
36. iron man- magnanakaw ng bakal
37. Speed racer - hinahabol ng MMDA



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T.L. Tulo Laway
TNT - Takbo Nang Takbo
GIN BULAG = Ginoong Inidoro Na Binibining Uling Lang Ang Ginarutay
G.S.I.S.= Galing Sa Ina ang Sweldo
Y.E.M.E.N.-Yugyugan Every Morning, Every Night.
P.H.I.L.I.P.P.I.N.E.S. = Pumping Hot... I Love It! Please, Please... I Need Erotic Stimulation!

BPI - Balik sa Piling ni Inay
PSBA - Paaralan Sa Bundok ng Aurora
UST - Utot Sabay Tae
UP - UPian ng lata

Nyamet- Uh-oh! Perhaps overclocking my rig to more than 60% was a bit too much.

Sonata- Sonog na t@e- The smell of crispy fried PC component,also a technician's bestfriend,always reminding him how dumb he is when he plugs a 110V PSU to 220V power source

Nyangay?- A greeting as popularized by Pres Ash. I think it means-Whatup tuff guy? I know yer OK, but im goin to ask you anyway.

Papa/paps/pafs/fafa/papable/papi- A completely non-gay thing(promises! truly itetch!) also;A title bestowed only to respected male MBB members.
e.g. papa ash(san na kopya ko ng H.A.W.X.), papi mel(discount! discount! discount!)

HEIDI - noun. Greeting.
HIRE YEW - Complete sentence. Remainder of greeting.
Usage: Heidi, hire yew?
BARD - verb. Past tense of the infinitive "to borrow."
Usage: "My brother bard my pickup truck."
MUNTS - noun. A calendar division.
Usage: "My brother from Jawjuh bard my pickup truck and I ain't herd from him in munts."
THANK - verb. Ability to cognitively process.
Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."
BARE - noun. An alcoholic beverage made of barley, hops, and yeast.
Usage: "Ah thank ah'll have a bare."
RANCH - noun. A tool used for tight'nin' bolts.
Usage: "I thank I left my ranch in the back of that pickup truck my brother from Jawjuh bard a few munts ago."
ALL - noun. A petroleum-based lubricant.
Usage: "I sure hope my brother from Jawjuh puts all in my pickup truck."
FAR - noun. A conflagration.
Usage: "If my brother from Jawjuh don't change the all in my pickup truck, that thing's gonna catch far."
TAR - noun. A rubber wheel.
Usage: "Gee, I hope that brother of mine from Jawjuh don't git a flat tar in my pickup truck."
TIRE - noun. A tall monument.
Usage: "Lord willin' and the creek don't rise, I sure do hope to see that Eiffel Tire in Paris sometime."
RETARD - Verb. To stop working.
Usage: "My grampaw retard at age 65."
FAT - noun, verb. 1. a battle or combat.
2. to engage in battle or combat.
Usage: "You younguns keep fat'n, n' ah'm gonna whup y'uh."
RATS - noun. Entitled power or privilege.
Usage: "We Southerners are willin' to fat for are rats."
FARN - adjective. Not local.
Usage: "I cuddint unnerstand a wurd he sed....
mus' be from some farn country."
DID - adjective. Not alive.
Usage: "He's did, Jim."
EAR - noun. A colorless, odorless gas: Oxygen.
Usage: "He cain't breathe....give 'im some ear!"
BOB WAR - noun. A sharp, twisted cable.
Usage: "Boy, stay away from that bob war fence."
JEW HERE - Noun and verb contraction.
Usage: "Jew here that my brother from Jawjuh got a job with that bob war fence cump'ny?"
HAZE - a contraction.
Usage: "Is Bubba smart?" "Nah....haze ignert.
He ain't thanked but a minnit 'n 'is laf."
SEED - verb, past tense of "to see".
VIEW - contraction: verb and pronoun.
Usage: "I ain't never seed New York City....view?"
GUMMIT - Noun. A bureaucratic institution.
Usage: "Them gummit boys shore are ignert."